Der Bro Code [Barney Stinson Matt Kuhn] on *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. A bro always calls another bro by his last name. (Exception: If a bro’s last name is also a racial epithet). PARADISA COROLLARY: Or if the. Definition of a Bro: A person who will always be with you unless he’s got something else anymore. If someone has upheld one or more.
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A bro never removes his shirt in front of other bros, unless at a pool or beach. Two bros shall maintain at least a three-foot radius between them when on the same dance floor. The Outer Space Guy, or upon the retirement of narney sports legend. English Choose a language for shopping. When interrogated by a girlfriend about a bachelor party, a bro shall offer nothing more barneh a disinterested “Mmh, it was okay”.
If a bro is seated next to some dude stuck in the middle seat of an airplane, he shall yield to him all of the use of their shared armrest. Posting Quick Reply – Please Wait.
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If a bro spearheads a beer run, he is entitled to any eeutsch left over. Get fast, free shipping with Amazon Prime. A bro is entitled to use a woman as his wingman. Amazon Renewed Refurbished products with a warranty. A bro will drop whatever he’s doing and help his bro dump a chick. If a bro is driving ahead of another bro, he is required to attempt to lose him in traffic, as a funny joke.
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If a chick inquires about another bro’s sexual history, another bro shall honor the Brode Of Silence and play dumb. Product details File Size: Get a FREE e-book by joining our mailing list today!